Monday, October 29, 2012

Junior Mints



I love junior mints- I REALLY LOVE JUNIOR MINTS. Ever since they stopped putting gelatin in them, they have been my favorite candy! 
I recommend them for everyone, they are lovely. There is only one catch, you must be careful if you eat them in bed- this is because if one escapes the box and you sit on it, it makes a terrible mess all over the bed. This has happened to me too many times. ://////
BUT I STILL LOVE THEM. NOM NOM NOM <3 nbsp="nbsp">

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Dating Sucks

Love I will not have in the near future.
So as you all know, dating in high school sucks (sorry if the word "sucks" offends you). 
Frankly, when you are like me, you have two predicaments:
1. YOU ARE GAY
2. YOU GO TO A CREEPY (BUT FUN) SMALL PRIVATE SCHOOL. 

These two problems contribute the most to my dating dilemma (hehe). I mean, you don't even have to be gay- dating sucks for most heterosexuals at my school too. I have been witness to many train wreck relationships. 
I suppose that dating really only matters in college anyways. So who cares right?

My motto right now is to enjoy high school with my friends, I can find a suitor later in life. <3 font="font" nbsp="nbsp">

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

You Didn't Have to Screw Me Over

So last year, my lovely aunt decided to buy me a used Merc (like the one above), way before I even received my permit. I was so happy that I would have a car; in fact, I maintained that happiness until just today. 
It seems that my shady uncle has had his own car impounded for some odd reason (I knew he was eyeing my car) and that he must now have the car that I was promised. 
It's funny that I get yelled at when I am hesitant to accept gifts, and when I do accept them, I never receive them. Lovely, isn't it? 
Being screwed over sucks. 
BUT. Not to worry, general-public-that-reads-this-blog, I have a plan; it seems that I do have some cash-money saved up from working all summer (which I hoped would go towards gas money), so I shall hopefully buy myself a cheap-ass-piece-of-shit-car. It will be wonderful! :) 
Funny thing is, my road test is in a week and a day, and I was supposed to give it on that car. 
Let's see what happens. 

Sunday, October 14, 2012

5 Reasons Why I'm Date-able


  1. I am a Certified Lifeguard, I can and will save you if you drown/stop breathing/choke on a walnut. 
  2. If things go really far (marriage), then I shall be the perfect house-husband. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll do the laundry, and I will even sew, BUT I WILL NOT CHANGE THE DIAPERS OR POTTY TRAIN THE CHILDRENS. 
  3. I'm a super nerd. If you aren't very intellectual, don't worry, I have enough for both of us :P <3 li="li">
  4. I give good massages, among many other things....... :0
  5. I'm Muslim. How many Gay Lord Weirdo Nerdy Swimmer Runner Muslim Bakers do you know?

Saturday, October 13, 2012

AP Physics:C Mechanics

Hello everyone that reads my shazizzle, today I shall speak of my experiences with AP Mechanics. In essence, I really really really love AP Mechanics. I recommend that EVERYONE take it.
At my school, it's a really interesting course, because the teacher is a really cool guy- the only thing that really sucks about the course are the labs (they are really awful). I detest the labs, but the lectures are amazing, and if you understand calculus then mechanics is also just wonderful. I know lots of people say that they are awful at math and stuff, but people should realize that if they really want something- and they work hard for it, they can achieve it.
I really wish that education should be improved in the U.S. and the World. It is my belief that anyone can learn science, math, art, or anything that they want (unless they have a phyical/mental disability- that is a valid excuse). People definitely need to learn science- it governs our lives. Well that is my shpeel on academics.
One of the really cool things that we learned about in AP Mechanics was the Monkey-Hunter Experiment.
Suppose that one has a hunter, and his gun is pointed at angle theta at a monkey hanging from a tree (Figure 1.)
                                       Figure 1. (Aamir's Cute Diagram)

Friday, October 12, 2012

A Message To People

I suppose that this is the first time that I am really writing on this blog, apart from the poetry. This time I am writing about an issue that really affected me personally. 
As most of you may know, recently, a girl demanding women's rights to education was shot by the Taliban. The image above mirrors my mood exactly. The girl was only fourteen years old, and she was shot just because she wanted to learn. THIS MAKES ME UNHAPPY.
Being a Muslim and a student this breaks my heart. I hold my religion in very high esteem, and I take it personally when some self-righteous hypocritical crazy bastards use something so pure for something so impure. 
It is a very plain fact that my religion promotes the spread of knowledge; the first verse that came to Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) was "Proclaim! (or read!) in the name of thy Lord and Cherisher, Who created-Created man, out of a (mere) clot of congealed blood:Proclaim! And thy Lord is Most Bountiful,-He Who taught (the use of) the pen,-Taught man that which he knew not." (Qu'ran 96:1-5). 
The verse above shows the importance of knowledge in Islam, it is seen as one of the most precious gifts that Allah has given to us. 
Frankly, women are dealt with VERY unjustly in the Muslim world. No wonder the Islamic empire fell, and continues it's decline. The Muslims as a whole have stratified, and I hope that one day we can look back to the original message of our religion and treat others with some dignity instead of complaining about life's hardships. Allah help us. 
http://www.realislam.com/muslim_women.htm - women's RIGHTS in my faith.