5 Reasons Why I'm Date-able

1. I am a Certified Lifeguard, I can and will save you if you drown/stop breathing/choke on a walnut. 
2. If things go really far (marriage), then I shall be the perfect house-husband. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll do the laundry, and I will even sew, BUT I WILL NOT CHANGE THE DIAPERS OR POTTY TRAIN THE CHILDRENS. 
3. I'm a super nerd. If you aren't very intellectual, don't worry, I have enough for both of us :P <3 li="li">
4. I give good massages, among many other things....... :0
5. I'm Muslim. How many Gay Lord Weirdo Nerdy Swimmer Runner Muslim Bakers do you know?

So come at me Gentlemen. My body is ready, and so is my Turkey: